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OK, so tell a new story...(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)
Posted by: B.R.Denton
you start 
Posted by: oldgrrl
I sat down at the computer to start writing a story. Turning on the computer I watched Word start up and then all of a sudden I....
Posted by: Psyko149
noooo! damn those unstable operatig systems! errr..*caugh* window...argh they got me!
Posted by: oldgrrl
So she got up to go find a better operating system and the perfect word processer. She went into the kitchen to pack a lunch to take along with her on her search. But when she opened the pantry door she found..........................
Posted by: B.R.Denton
...out that she forgot to dress up, so now everyone on the street's staring at her, making funny faces. So she decided to..............
Posted by: Psyko149
......quickly cover herself with the nearest object, while plotting revenge. they dare make funny faces......
Posted by: PlasmaSamurai
But her attempt to cover herself left her dressed behind a bunch of Christmas lights, which only made the neighbors smile further...
Posted by: maverik
when suddenly, out of the blue, all of the sudden, without warning, god himself came down out of the heavens, straigtened his hat, cocked an eyebrow, and remarked what a strange pantry it was that kept a whole village within it. He took a chicken wing. Then left.
Posted by: Psyko149
.......everyone was dazzeled by god's disturbing aparition, but in a few seconds our hero decided to make a run for it to the bedroom. "I'll get my gun, my pillow, and some clothes, and continue my quest. Nothing can stop me now"
Posted by: oldgrrl
Now DRESSED and armed with her trusty Desert Eagle, and carrying her pillow (??) (in case its a long trip?), and yes also her towel (because EVERYBODY knows you don't go ANYwhere without your towel) she heads out again. Through the magic pantry door that apparently leads to a hole in the wall and which buzzes God's secretary that something is going on. Or that supper's ready. Not sure which.
ANYWAY, onward goes our intrepid (or was that insipid?) warrior to once more traverse the harrowing paths of confusingdom and find that new stable operating system for her computer so she can start writing an ongoing story.
THIS time she gets as far as the village and she finds........
Posted by: Psyko149
a green little man (no not me , i'm 1.82m tall) who said to our hero that her goal lies to the west....
Posted by: PlasmaSamurai
But not to go too far west or you go end up on the Far East Coast 
Boggled by this paradox, our hero(ine?) decides to visit and ask the sacred  clues about her quest.
Posted by: [IS]XXX
but the sacred was on a mountain top far far away in distant lands, and he was protected by the llama herds all over the world. so our heroine proceeded to the sacred lands, when suddenly a pack of s...
Posted by: Psyko149
.....comes up from nowhere. the only way for our hero to escape was to hide in a forrest, unaware that the woods were inhabited by......
Posted by: Shurik
......HEADCRABS. And lots of them. They all started......
Posted by: Psyko149
......moveing slowly twords her, when she......
Posted by: B.R.Denton
.....saw another pack, this time of facehuggers! and they started to move rapidly towards her, when she......
Posted by: oldgrrl
.....froze in place.... but only for a moment. She guaged the distance between her and the Headcrabs and her and Facehuggers and realized they would converge at the same time. Sooo... she waited and at the very last moment.................
Posted by: Psyko149
......threw a grenade (the one that the little green man secretly placed in her pocket) at her foes. those still living were too disoriented to follow her. she then made a quick escape.........
Posted by: Tiper
from death. because she droped the grenade on a spot right between the headcrabs and the facehuggers....she happened to be standing there so....after she escapes death she finds that all her clothes have burned away and all the same people suddenly apear, wearing strange face masks (wtf?) ...
Posted by: Psyko149
.......but it was just an image flashing in her mind. now, having bipassed the killer she proceeds in her quest heading twords........
Posted by: PlasmaSamurai
The land of Otakus! 
The fanboys were everywhere making new sigs out of anything they find. And this Otaku, saw our heroine in her present state and decided to make a sig out of her gorgeous figure (but with an elegant bathrobe/kimono on )
Upon viewing the work she...
Posted by: Psyko149
.....FREAKED!! Took out her Desert Eagle and shot all of her 7 beautiful rounds into the skulls of the fanboys!! (that'll teach 'em )
Posted by: Shurik
But then she saw the watermark on PS's sig and......
Posted by: B.R.Denton
...and then, all of a sudden, B.R. dropped dead.
Shouldn't have gotten up this soon I tell ya...
Posted by: oldgrrl
ogee quickly revives B.R. with her magic touch. <that she was keeping a secret until she needed and now she needed it >. Then looking over the new robe & bod given her by the Otaku, she decides to revive them, too. After all, they made her look REALLY GOOD. why wouldn't she reward that? silly children.
Now, armed with her trust swordy, she continues on in search of that illusive Stable Operating System and marvels at the fact that the anagram comes out SOS. huh. what a coincidence.
Onward she trudges. And for a long while she comes across no foes, but neither is there friend. She seems alone for some reason. Then suddenly, coming up over a rise she finds..............
Posted by: Tiper
....A NOTHING!!!! a big fat stupid dumbass nothing.....
Posted by: Psyko149
......and behind the big nothing she spots a cave....and to make it better the cave was behind a waterfall. inside the cave......
Posted by: B.R.Denton
...was an even smaller cave... inside the smaller cave...
Posted by: Psyko149
......she can see two doors. the first one has a sign saying "trespassers will be shot", and he second one "here you can find the meaning of life". of course our heroine takes the door saying "trespassers will be shot".......
Posted by: B.R.Denton
...because she already knew that behind the second door, she would just find a wall with a big sign saying 42 ...
Posted by: Psyko149
...and everyone knows that the meaning of life is 42.....
Posted by: oldgrrl
So tying her belt up tight so her, apparently too small, robe doesn't fall open any further, she unsheaths her sword and starts all ninja like into the cave.
Suddenly.. there's a sound. Then another and another. Popping sounds. Light flashes over and over. After a the first couple she puts up her hand to protect her eyes. Finally it stops and once more the cave falls dark and silent until she comes to another door, a table along side it holds a large book.
Upon that door is written, "Thankyou for playing. You've just been shot by Cloak & Dagger Photography Club. Please sign the book on your way out to have a cd of these photo's sent to your home address for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. This way out."
With a disgusted sigh, she signs the book (which is where that pic SI used for her picture came from) and goes to open the door. Outside the cave continues dark and damp, until she comes to......
Posted by: Psyko149
...yet another cave. what the?..........
Posted by: B.R.Denton
quote:
Originally posted by Psyko149
...and everyone knows that the meaning of life is 42.....
of course.. when Google knows, everybody knows..
Posted by: Psyko149
...and now our heroine walks into the second cave. but it was not a cave. it was a tunnel leading to another realm.......the realm named.....
Posted by: Forsakn
.....Legoland, where millions of naked Legolas like dudes frolic and play while riding white stallions over pristine green countryside, covered with cool lakes full of a unknown diet drink that tasted almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
At the entrance of the cave are small piles of clothes, apparently female in nature (what that means I do not know). And if could concentrate hard enough you could hear cries of "I'm blind" being covered by the laughter of overjoyed naked dudes riding on horseback.
The lass went out into this world, only to find to her surprise…….
Posted by: B.R.Denton
...that T-com ISBB died out???
Posted by: Psyko149
that picture was freakin' disturbing...
Posted by: Psyko149
......so she picks up the pase trying to get out of legonald, as fast as she can. now walking through the forest of *evil laugh* she stumbels over a chaingun, with a sign on it saying "do not pick up under penalty of law, that and it's cursed", so she picks it up. so armed like a mini tank, she walks on.........
Posted by: oldgrrl
(LOL! y'all are cracking me up.)
......now armed with an illegal chaingun, and staying fully dressed (more or less since she's in that weirdo robe PS put her in awhile back) and she stays to the woods trying to avoid all those pansy-ass Leoglas creatures and their naked women.
deeper into the woods she goes, searching for the source of that evil laughter and stop its attempted reign over this peaceful little land.
As she gets near the deepest, darkest part of the forest she comes to a small clearing. And there she finds..............
Posted by: Forsakn
.......she sees a great Mayan temple rising from the ground going beyond the tree line into the sky. From it's top, the laughter of a great beast echoes throughout the land, bringing terror to any naked femy like dude and naked femy like dude fan to come too close to the forest and too far away from the happy annoying laughter.
As she climbs to the top to confront the evil she notices terrified people crying with all they're might "Please great master, have mercy, let us die", grown men curling up in the fetal position while crying they're hearts out. The climb wasn't easy, the chain-gun heavy, and the draft under her robe not as comforting as hoped. When she reaches the top of the death mound, a plateau stand before her and in it's center, upon a great intricate throne stands, the eater of souls, the ender of civilizations, the great conqueror and champion of death, he is eternal he is the destroyer of worlds, he is FLUFFY, bow down and whimper at the sound of his name.
As the brave one lifts the chain gun for she knows not what purpose, the great evil speaks mildly, gentle and slow: "You can try, but you will live short to regret it, try and feel the curse."
Letting go without rhyme or reason, she pushes the trigger and as the bullets fly, something is heard from the gun: ""OOPS I DID IT AGAIN"......
((Sorry guys, but I had a lot of ideas, I was really hyped up and I got my sister to review it, ignoring the fact that she said that it was too long of course))
Posted by: B.R.Denton
doesn't look like a cat to me
anyway, wow, this thread lasted for it's second page! i feel like throwing a party or something! 
oh yeah and I just passed this semester's exams from Math 
Posted by: oldgrrl
 at FN.
and as the strains of this song stab into the still air around the great temple, images of the GoodyGoddess Britany starts to take form. Our heroine, drops to the ground to cover her head lest she be blinded by the sight, but not so lucky is the Great Fluffy. The Brittany gyrates and wiggles and as she swings her elbows past her face, her cuteness increases and the cuteness of the great Fluffy DEcreases.
Fluffy roars out in pain and fury and takes a swipe at the Brittany. She moonwalks to the edge to get away, but alas the gropple, they tangle, and they tumble down the side of the Temple. The horrible roaring and cuteness of their combined souls opening a hole in the ground below where they are sucked down into the depths of hell.
Our heroine listens a moment, then rises and looks around. Checking to be certain all cuteness is gone and out of the way, then she proceeds to search the top of the temple only to find...........
(ps congrats br. )
Posted by: Psyko149
...the inevitable: she found the true monster behing the killings: Mister Snuggels: The Cat! She listens to the teryfing(ly boreing) speech of the overgrown house cat, as she was getting ready to administer the deadly kung fu chop. but as the cat finished the snoozy speech, and britney was getting reand to anminister some mayhem, she founds the dark truth: the cat was putting her to sleep. it managed to tie britney's thong to the nearest branch, rendering her hopeless...she now.....
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