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Bas**** plow driver son of a *****!!!(Click here to view the original thread with full colors/images)
Posted by: Rune
We're getting dumped on like 6 or 7 inches of snow. I go out to shovel the driveway, the plow driver goes by and because of the neighbor parked NEXT to my driveway he has to go out and around him, leaving a 8 foot space unplowed in front of my driveway. Not his fault - my neighbor's fault. He should be parked on the other side of the street.
Neighbor comes out and moves his car so I wait on shoveling the street thinking the plow driver might come back. He does. And traces the same outline around where the car WAS, leaving the same 8 feet unplowed in front of my driveway. 
So I keep at the driveway and sidewalk hoping he comes back, he does a third time ... and does the same fucking thing a third time! 
Then I see the plow driver start down all the side streets, doesn't look like he's coming back, so I break down and shovel the street to clear my driveway. All-in-all I'm out shoveling for over an hour.
I get it all cleared and come inside. I don't even get my coat off and I hear the plow driver coming by again.  I run to the front door and open it just in time to see him plow what I just wasted my time shoveling AND burry my fucking driveway entrance in the process!!! I actually yelled , "YOU ROTTEN SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!  "
Fucking spiteful assholes. I hope you get minimum wage and have to pay for your own gas, you cock suckers!
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Posted by: Tazzy
I'm going to have all this fun to come when we move to Wisconsin aren't I? 
Posted by: Amandez
So, did you kill him?
Posted by: devilbunny
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Originally posted by Amandez
So, did you kill him?
I would recommend Amanda's solution.
Than follow up by placing the lout's corpse on top of your neighbor's car and using the plow to bury it under twelve feet of snow. Then douse the plow with flammable liquid, ignite it, and drive through your neighbor's house. Then go home and play trains with Tab. Happy holidays!
Posted by: Rune
If I truly didn't care about a law suit, jail, having my house burried in an entire city's worth of snow for the rest of my life ...
I'd put reinforced concrete pylons in "my parking space" in front of my house and cover them with snow. Ever see a snow plow "trip"? 
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Originally posted by Tazzy
I'm going to have all this fun to come when we move to Wisconsin aren't I?
Well, I can't speak for all areas but with the exception of a rare handful of polite well-liked, courteous, plow drivers ... most are loathed to a degree somewhere between that crotchety old neighbor the neighborhood kids are scared of and the neighbor with the community-posted child-predator signs nailed to his tree.
They're awful people who are not predisposed to any degree of responsibility yet are given a huge amount of power over others.
On top of that, people are having shit fits around here because they just passed a new city ordinance - sidewalks have to be cleared within 12 hours of snowfall. (and you can NOT put the cleared snow in the street btw.) Nice idea in theory - they got tired of the hazzard of pedestrians walking in the snowy streets because too many people didn't shovel their walks (an inch of snow in the street is easier ot walk in than 8 inches of snow ona sidwalk). Again, nice idea, but not well thought-out. People are shoveling their walks, and then the CITY snow plows are reburrying them multiple times in the street's plowed snow. So we can't shovel the sidwalks into the street but they can plow the street onto the sidewalks. Little ol' ladies are going broke paying young kids to shovel foot upon foot of icy slushy heavy snow off their sidewalks multiple times following a single snowfall. People are getting pissed. $20 fine 1st infraction, then I think they tack on another $20 per day til it's cleared, then more if they have to pay to have it done. $40 second infraction, etc. At the moment, the ordinance is active, but it's not being enforced because they know people are going to be at the mayor's doorstep with torches and pitchforks by winter's end if they do.  They need to fine tune this ordinance before they try enforcing it on anyone except blatant violaters like someone whose sidwalk is ALWAYS as virgin a snow as the yard itself.
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